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November 13 When They are away the cat will playMy care givers went away for a long weekend and I found it was the perfect time to get things in order. For the last few weeks I have been building a hide out under the homes foundation. These humans had no clue the home was shaking so much and assumed it was an earthquake. Taz was hard at work getting the computer and labs put together. Dopey and Curly's only job was to watch out and bite at will. On my free time which was never I discover T.V., and there was this show called Pinky and the Brain. This Pinky guy is going down, how dare he try to take over the world! This is my realm and only I will rule! My Henchman comes to me with his broken English, I have been on him about learning the language. I tell him we are in America! Learn the language as I did! His excuse, he is from Mexico and was never taught English. I slapped that insolate fool! No excuse! If you don't learn this language I will deport you and get another one who can speak American. He walks away ashamed and vows to never again upset me. Taz comes to me and lets me know the computer is up and running. I excitedly run to the hide out looking forward to see how the chip will do. As you remember this human male swallowed the chip and was in a trance. During this time I gave him commands to pretend all is well with his human counterpart. Now the true test will begin, Taz hands me the controller, and he pushed the button to remotely control this human male. He stopped what he is doing and I could see everything through his eyes. What am I going to do with him? I said in to the microphone, darling lets go for a drive. She replied why, from what I can see she is going to be a problem and needs to be put in check. I said again in the microphone, cause my dear I'm sure we have things we can talk about. She agree and off they went. I was so happy it worked! She will be next! I looked at Taz with a smile and asked if the chip is water proof. He looked at me with his head down and said no. What!! What will happen I ask? He said he was not sure but was all for trying to see what happens. I was curious as well and we will wait and see...... November 05 Experiment 1A couple of days before Halloween Taz and I made this microchip to implant in the humans. We wanted to see if it worked and if it did not tweak it with out killing them. Taz and I left the Henchman and my minions behind, they are way to obvious to be sneaking around. Before our care givers got in the car we snuck in and hid in the trunk. The drive was bumpy and Taz became sick. What a pussy. The car came to a stop and I assumed we made it there. Taz and I waited for an hour before we could figure out how to open the trunk. We snuck in the back and made our way up the stairs. Dodging the little humans, we found our way in the bathroom. Taz opened his bag and pulled out one microchip, but he could not remember how to implant it. Stupid fool! I hired him to do a good job and all I get is this feeble minded bitch! I swear I have to do things myself, after smacking him a few times and telling him how worthless he is I left him behind battered and bruised. I looked to my left and right and then tipped toed to the kitchen. I hopped on the counter wedging myself between the back splash and bread. I started to giggle with excitement, I pulled out the microchip and dropped it in the beer. I ran back to the bathroom with gleam and Taz was sitting there still confuse. I was hoping who ever took the beer that the chip would work. It worked!! The chip worked and here is the picture! October 29 PurrrfectGood Morning my potential slaves. You humans will bow to me and serve my every need. I am Ms Kitty Kapowski from Romania, daughter of the late great Nero and Sasha. I came to the states in search of willing humans to care for me as I plot my evil deed. Along the way I met my trusty sidekick Taz and my minions Curly and Dopey. My Henchman shall remain nameless due to the lack of training in the art of killing ( he is a beginner). In the next coming months, I will take you humans one by one and turn you in to my slave! Stupid humans you have no chance!Bow down to me! Kitty |
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